I throw salt in my orange juice
I eat the lemon garnishes in drinks
I purposely wear to my clothes back to front sometimes and have been known to cut the arms off brand new designer wear just because “I like it better that way”
I recite the rosary
I read erotica
I write random thank you notes to people
I prefer my red wine chilled
I wear a dress 363 days of the year
I quite dig my greying hair
I photograph churches, mosques, synagogues
I cry at the drop of a hat, both when I’m angry but moreso for kind words, a glimpse of the ocean, grilled prawns peri peri, the national anthem, memories. You know?
I love rap and Mozart, the opera and karaoke alike
My books are my fiends
I love to eat. I love to eat with my hands more
I keep my inner circle small
I am usually the first in any group to wake up and also usually the first to go to sleep
I don’t eat bread when I drink alcohol
I like to observe Lent and celebrate Eid too
I collect feathers and lavender, designer vintage handbags and boy, oh boy, do I collect random people
But hey, do you know why I’m telling YOU all this crap about myself this Monday morning? It’s very simple really.
It’s not to bore you with a million sentences starting with “I”. Nope!
It’s simply a public service announcement that goes:
I AM UNIQUE. Just like YOU.
The impact I make on this planet is one of a kind. Just like YOU.
The story I have to tell is a story only I can tell. And guess what? Yip! The same goes for YOU.
Now that I have your attention, the CALL TO ACTION is really quite simple.
I encourage you to ask yourself, “What makes ME smile?”
Then chase that crap!
Because honestly, there is no one in this entire world exactly like YOU and we all need the magic that only YOU can bring.
Aluta continua, as they say. I wish you the courage to stand out.